boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
i love vines and super short videos cause its like “man this video is only 4 seconds how much could happen in 4 seconds” so much man So Much
ah, yes. after a 13 hour flight to the states, i can finally watch the youtube video that wasn’t available in my own country
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
Some things that should be acceptable by now:
- Girls having sleepovers with boys.
- Female nipples showing.
- Marriage equality and equality in general.
- Doing what you want with your body.
- Wearing what you want,
- Kinder eggs in America.
For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people
well they should anyway
the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep
My blog is about me.
Yes. This blog actually revolves around me.
I post myself, things about my day, people that I think are pretty, and things I think are funny.
This blog is all about me.
YOU don’t have to follow it.
So don’t send me your bullshit, cause I really don’t care, tbh.
YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES
AHH I NEED A MINUTE
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE OH MY GOD
I KNEW THIS WOULD BE GAY THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL THIS IS NOT SUBTEXT THIS IS ACTUAL FUCKING DIRECTLY SAID LESBIAN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing
no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:
Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life.
Introducing, Dodocool Lightning Cable.
Dodocool - $9.97
Apple - $19.00
IT’S CHEAPER TOO GUYS
NO MORE BROKEN LIGHTNING CABLE FOR ME YESS
The problem with this is that using a non apple charger can void your warranty. Though in my case they tried to say that one I bought from apple wasn’t from apple and therefore they weren’t liable to fix my ipod, because I had caused damage by not using their standard charger. Luckily my ipod was engraved and I was able to prove using the engraving as proof that not only had I received it from them but they were responsible for the faulty plug.
TLDR: if anything happens and you need to get your apple device fixed they will refuse your warranty if they find out you aren’t using their charger.
Going to have to dispute that last bit (at least for this cable). This charger is Apple MFI certified, which means it was given an engineering okay from Apple. That means they won’t randomly void your warranty since the product meets their engineering standards.